Lizard Person Neck Gaiter

this neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering headband bandana wristband and neck warmer I believe I've found a secret tunnel base entrance near my cousins favorite liquor store he's not an alcoholic he says but I have my doubts I discovered it because while I was visiting he and his fat gross wife stupid bitch I noticed that lots of people go into this cellar door by the building and no one seems to leave there's a loud humming and glow that emanates out of the entrance and I see more ufo activity in the area so there's got to be something to this my Yakubian third eye my sixth sense shall we say tells me this is a deep underground base and there's probably human sacrifice and experimentation going on down there I should go down there with my AR-15 I'm going to come back late at night with my bolt cutters I  stole from that jerk Terry who's for sure a FED my ex girl friend is dating because of course I'm the bad guy for telling her the truth about who runs the banks media and tech not my fault she more interested is stupid shit like investing money and saving to buy a house who can afford one nowadays anyway and besides its not like you really own it when the lizards can foreclose that shit if you don't pay into their taxes and usury so anyway there's something happening down there and I'm going to go check it out and kick some ass wish me luck

- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Breathable fabric
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Washable and reusable
- One size
- Printed on one side, the reverse side is left blank