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FED Jacket

$59.99Price

"I'm not a FED" FBI inspired windbreaker - with hideaway hood

You look nervous—got something you want to tell me? Where are you coming from, have you been drinking? Whose drugs are these? Why are you acting so nervous if you’ve got nothing to hide? You don't mind if I search your pockets real quick, do you?

• 100% polyamide
• Fabric weight: 7.13 oz./yd.² (202 g/m²)
• Regular human fit
• Hood with a drawstring, zipped closure, elastic cuffs and hem
• 2 zipped pockets
• WARNING: This duct’s fabric is BANNED on Mercury, Venus and Neptune

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

(they're listening)

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