FEDs ARE LIZARDS sticker

The Federal Reserve isn’t federal and it sure as hell ain’t reserved — it’s a scaled death cult counting gold with forked tongues and blinking sideways at interest rates they invented during blood rituals beneath Jekyll Island. “FEDs = LIZARDS” is not a metaphor. It’s a battle cry scrawled in red crayon on a napkin in an abandoned Denny’s by a man who hadn’t slept in four days because the eye on the dollar bill started winking back. Every time you wear this shirt, an algorithm hiccups, a senator sheds his skin, and a central banker hisses into his mint tea. Put it on and feel your pulse sync with the national debt clock. You are not crazy. They just told you that so you'd stop noticing the scales.


These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
•  Fast and easy bubble-free application
•  Durable vinyl
•  95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.