FED T-Shirt

"I'm not a FED" FBI inspired t-shirt
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. And I'm NOT a FED, you can trust me. Speaking of 'trust,' I was driving to wendys and the radio in my '91 Civic kept changing automatically to the Mexican radio station. Thirteen (13) times this happened in my 37 minute drive to wendys.(you may ask why it takes so long but i need to make sure I'm not being followed). I can't help notice that there is an 11 to one ratio of how many times "La chona" is played on the channel my radio switches to but on this occasion they play it 5 times this trip. Something felt off. Upon getting to Wendys I notice THE SONG "La Chona" is playing when I go inside, from the kitchen the main chef is vietnamese and 22 years old. 11x2. Weird. 6 "La chona." Later I see two (2) old Saturn sedans on my drive from there to my stupid know-nothing bitch therapist (who is undoubtedly just a lizard colaborator keeping tabs on me) and on the drive it hits me. SATURN. Saturn is the sixth (6) planet. SIX TIMES i hear "La Chona." Saturn has a hexagon at it's north pole. (The reptilians worship this.) I knew something was coming, it was like a sign something BIG is happening. An omen, a harbinger. Beware my friends, because not long after this I was pulled over for a DUI for NO REASON. I was a little drunk, but I'm very experienced. (They) sent HIM to get me. Fucking drone. Now I have to ride a bike everywhere which stunts my resistance work. I won't ride the bus, cameras everywhere, for SURE bugged. LOOK OUT FOR SIGNS my friends. Be careful out there.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US