THE HISTORY OF
THE SECRET LIZARD PEOPLE
Volume I: Origins
The History of the Secret Lizard People According to our research, millions of years ago a genetic off-shoot of cold-blooded dinosaurs that had evolved opposable thumbs which led to the usage and mastery of tools. These Reptilian-hominids continued to develop and advanced over millions of years until the became the most advanced and dominate species on earth. In order to further the advancement of their civilization and their gold-dependent technology, the lizard people selectively inter bred and genetically spliced together different species of hominids to develop a warm-blooded and easy to breed slave species, Neanderthal and Homo Erectus. Their experimental efforts were a resounding success, particularly Homo Erectus. The lizard people continued to experiment and eventually developed their most advanced creation, Homo Sapiens. One of their experiments led to a one-off, two brained homo sapien of vast intelligence. The lizard scientists decided to retain this impressive specimen as a lab assistant, they called him Yakube. Overtime, Young Yakube learned all about the lizard people's powerful genetic engineering technology, as well as the secret tool they used to control the human slave population: Tricknology. While his lizard scientist lab masters grew to love Yakube, the other humans mocked his bizarre cranial shape and were jealous of the lizard peoples favoritism towards him. As time went on, Yakube became increasingly resentful, growing to despise his fellow humans. Impressed by his competence, the lizard people scientist had grown to trust Yakube so much, they would leave him to his own devices for extended periods of time. Yakube used these times to conduct his own experiments, a bio weapon, a race of evil humans to destroy all those that mocked him. The result: White People. He taught his creation many of the lizard people's secrets, most devastatingly, he showed them the forbidden power of tricknology. Once released, his creations grew completely out of hand, spreading far and wide from the lizard people's capital city in Egypt, where they developed weapons and advanced tricknologies never before seen. The lizard people, threatened and outraged by the terror of the white people, declared war on all humans, and attempted to destroy their own creation and start over. The lizard people deployed earthquakes, fires, bombs and missiles, killing millions, but always some humans survived. A cohort of the most advanced humans banded together and formed an alliance to fight the forced of the lizard overlords, they called their sea fortress: Atlantis. Using they're own highly developed sonic resonance tricknology techniques, these humans projected their conscious vibrations across the galaxy, connecting with enemies not of our universe. Over hundreds of years the tricknologists of Atlantis developed their advanced tricknological advancements of the alien race, giving them an advantage in battle against the forces of the lizard people. Combined with human's ability to reproduce at nearly triple the rate of the long living but slow developing reptilians, the humans began to turn the tide of the great special war. In a final winner-take-all battle, the forces of Atlantis were attacked by the full global force of the lizard people. The battle raged for weeks, with Atlantis holding strong. In one devastating final attack, the lizard people detonated their most powerful nuclear weapon, directly over Atlantis, not only rupturing the Atlantean Trickno-field, but causing an unexpected chain reaction that disrupted all life on earth. The resulting blast was so powerful that it vaporized the ocean surrounding Atlantis and left us with what we now know as the North African desserts. The lizard people that survived this global catechism were forced to take shelter in their deep underground lairs. It was here they took advantage of their biological ability to hibernate. To conserve resources, they decided to enter into hyper-sleep hibernation chambers, with designated volunteers to periodically awake from hibernation to check the status of their companions. Some time after six or seven thousandth year, this plan failed and the lizard people remained peacefully asleep for tens of thousands of years. In 856, the Damghan Earthquake (Persia/Iran), with an Estimated Magnitude of Mw ~7.9 shook their deep sleep chamber so much that the lizard people were forced awake from their long slumber.
What they awoke to, they could not believe: Not only had the humans survived, but they completely dominated the planet. Forced by freighted and confused humans to return to their underground caverns, the lizard people plotted in secret to take back the earth for themselves.
Volume II:
From Medieval Shadows to Modern Dominion (856-2025)
CHAPTER 1: AWAKENING AND ASSESSMENT
The Damghan earthquake of 856 AD shook more than just the Persian landscape--it jarred open the sealed hibernation chambers that had housed the last remnants of Earth's once-dominant species. As the ancient mechanisms hissed and released their preservative gases, pupils narrowed to slits in the darkness, adjusting to light for the first time in millennia.
Kyxzax, Prime Elder of the Holy Seventh Clutch, was among the first to fully regain consciousness. His scaled form trembled not from the cold of awakening but from the shock of what the monitoring systems revealed: humans--their creation, their servants, their genetic experiment--had inherited the Earth.
"Impossible," he rasped, his vocal cords crackling with disuse. "They were mere tools, unfinished prototypes."
The surviving council of elders gathered in the central chamber of their underground sanctuary. Maps and data streams projected on crystal walls revealed the extent of human civilization--sprawling cities, complex societies, religious structures, and rudimentary but advancing technologies.
"They've adapted," hissed Syxazer, the chief geneticist. "The resilience we engineered into them has served them well--too well."
The council debated their options for days. Direct confrontation was impossible--their numbers were too few, their resources depleted, and their weapons systems largely inoperable. The conclusion was inevitable: they would need to reclaim their world through subterfuge, manipulation, and patience--the very tricknology they had created.
"We shall become their myths, their demons, their gods," Kyxzax declared. "And from the shadows, we shall guide them back to their proper place."
The council established their primary directive: infiltration at the highest levels of human society. Their shape-shifting abilities--dormant during hibernation--were painstakingly reactivated through ancient alchemical formulas and genetic treatments. Through these methods, they could assume human form for increasing periods, though they required regular periods of reversion to regenerate.
In the decades that followed their awakening, they dispersed across the known world, establishing hidden colonies beneath the major centers of human civilization: Baghdad, Constantinople, Rome, Jerusalem and Cairo. From these subterranean hubs, they began the slow work of manipulation, sending their agents to positions of influence and gradually relearning how to control their former servants.
CHAPTER 2: MEDIEVAL MACHINATIONS
By the 10th century, the secret lizard people had established a secret network that spanned three continents. Their agents had infiltrated royal courts, religious hierarchies, and mercantile guilds. They discovered that humans had developed complex systems of belief that could be exploited, and systems of commerce that could be manipulated.
In Egypt, a young officer in the Fatimid army caught the attention of Zynvax, one of the most accomplished infiltrators. The young man, Kurdish by birth, showed exceptional strategic brilliance and political acumen. Zynvax, assuming the form of a Sufi mystic, became the young officer's spiritual guide and mentor. This officer was Saladin.
Under Zynvax’s guidance, Saladin rose through the ranks, eventually uniting the Muslim forces across Egypt and Syria. What human historians would never know was that Saladin's legendary military strategies came directly from the ancient war manuals of the secret lizard civilization. Zynvax ultimate goal was to create a unified power in the region that could eventually excavate and restore the primary hibernation complex buried beneath the Egyptian desert.
Meanwhile, in Europe, the secret lizard high council recognized the growing power of the Catholic Church. After careful deliberation, they decided to place one of their most brilliant strategists within its hierarchy. Ugolino di Conti, who would later become Pope Gregory IX, was not born human but was a replacement--the real child having been taken and studied while a secret lizard agent assumed his identity.
As Pope Gregory IX, this agent launched the Medieval Inquisition in 1231. While human historians would record this as a movement to combat heresy, its true purpose was twofold: to suppress knowledge of the secret lizard people that had survived in isolated human communities, and to create a mechanism for identifying humans with genetic markers that indicated resistance to lizard telepathic influence.
The Black Death presented both a crisis and opportunity for the secret lizard people. It was not, as some revisionists would later claim, intentionally created by them. Rather, it was the unexpected result of a failed experiment to enhance human susceptibility to telepathic control. The bacterium, released accidentally from a subterranean laboratory beneath Kaffa in Crimea, mutated beyond their ability to control.
As the plague devastated Europe's population, killing an estimated one-third of its inhabitants, the secret lizard council debated whether to intervene. Some argued for developing a cure, others for allowing the pandemic to run its course--reducing human numbers to more manageable levels. In the end, they chose a middle path, distributing through their agents certain protective measures (including the famous plague doctor masks, which contained herbs that actually did provide some protection) while using the chaos to reposition their agents in power structures weakened by the deaths of key figures.
The Hundred Years' War between England and France provided another opportunity for lizard intervention. By placing agents in both royal courts, they instigated and prolonged the conflict, creating a distraction that allowed them to strengthen their hold over Europe's economic systems. The war served as a perfect laboratory for testing human reaction to prolonged stress and national competition--data that would prove valuable for their future plans.
Louis IX of France presented a unique challenge. Initially controlled by lizard agents within his court, he developed an unexpected immunity to their influence--a genetic anomaly that concerned the high council. His crusades to the Holy Land were actually attempts to reach Jerusalem, where he had somehow learned a major secret lizard hibernation chamber was located. His canonization after death was engineered by secret lizard agents within the Church to obscure his true actions and paint his campaigns as purely religious in nature.
By the mid-14th century, the existence of the secret lizard people was no longer completely secret. In Iberia, fragments of ancient texts and oral traditions had preserved knowledge of the "scaled ones who walked as men." As this awareness spread, panic erupted in several cities. The pogroms that swept across the Iberian Peninsula, ostensibly targeting Jewish communities, were in many cases misdirected hunts for lizard infiltrators.
This crisis forced the secret lizard council to take drastic action. They implemented what would become known as "The Great Misdirection," using their agents to redirect human fear and hatred toward ethnic and religious minorities while simultaneously deepening their own concealment. The tragedy of these pogroms was compounded by the fact that many innocent humans suffered while most actual lizard agents escaped detection.
CHAPTER 3: RENAISSANCE AND REFORMATION
As human civilization entered the Renaissance period, the secret lizard people faced a critical juncture. Human innovation was accelerating at an alarming rate, approaching technological thresholds that might eventually lead to the discovery of their underground realms. After heated debate, the council decided to guide human development along channels they could control rather than attempt to suppress it entirely.
Martin Luther, perhaps the most successful lizard agent of this period, was tasked with fragmenting the monolithic power of the Catholic Church, which had grown difficult to control through their limited number of agents. Luther's Protestant Reformation, launched with the famous 95 Theses in 1517, succeeded beyond their expectations, creating religious division that would occupy human attention for centuries.
The fall of Constantinople in 1453 marked another engineered transition. Mehmed II, one of the few humans to knowingly collaborate with the secret lizard people, was promised technologies and extended life in exchange for his service. Under their guidance, he conquered the Byzantine capital and transformed it into Istanbul, a name derived from ancient lizard language meaning "gateway to the deep chambers." Beneath the city, the secret lizard people established their most sophisticated modern command center, leveraging the strategic position between Europe and Asia.
The year 1564 saw the birth of two remarkable secret lizard agents who would shape human thought for centuries. The being known as William Shakespeare was actually a succession of three different infiltrators who used the identity in sequence, explaining the variations in writing style that scholars would later debate. Through plays and sonnets, subtle lizard philosophy and psychological conditioning was introduced into human culture, establishing thought patterns that made humans more receptive to hierarchical authority.
Galileo Galilei, simultaneously deployed in Italy, was tasked with guiding human scientific understanding away from areas that might lead to detection of secret lizard enclaves. By focusing human attention on the heavens and celestial mechanics, he successfully diverted scientific inquiry away from exploration of Earth's deeper crust, where evidence of ancient secret lizard civilization remained buried.
The European royal families presented an ideal mechanism for long-term control. Beginning with strategic replacements in the Habsburg line, secret reptilian infiltrators established themselves in key bloodlines. Their natural longevity, disguised through supposed succession of identical-looking "relatives," allowed them to maintain consistent policy across generations. By the 18th century, secret lizard agents occupied thrones across Europe, communicating through a secret cipher embedded in diplomatic correspondence.
The Rothschild banking family emerged as the financial arm of reptoid operations. Beginning with Mayer Amschel Rothschild, a clutch of five lizard agents positioned as "brothers" established banking houses across Europe. This network allowed the secret lizard council to control currency flows, finance helpful initiatives, and undermine threats to their growing influence. The family's famous ability to profit during the Napoleonic Wars came not from messenger pigeons, as human historians believed, but from telepathic communication between agents.
Oliver Cromwell represented a calculated risk. As reptilian influence over the English monarchy had waned, a decision was made to temporarily disrupt the institution through revolution. Cromwell, a particularly effective infiltrator, led the English Civil War to victory and established the Commonwealth. His true assignment was to reorganize English society along lines more favorable to lizard control, before allowing the restoration of the monarchy under more pliable human leaders.
The Great Fire of London in 1666 was indeed orchestrated by reptoid agents, though its purpose has been misunderstood. Rather than simple destruction, the fire was set to eradicate evidence of their presence discovered by human scholars at Cambridge University, who had transported ancient tablets unearthed in Mesopotamia to London for study. The fire destroyed these artifacts along with the researchers who had begun to decipher them. The rebuilding of London afterwards incorporated subtle architectural features that facilitated secret lizard movement through the city via underground passages.
CHAPTER 4: REVOLUTION AND INDUSTRY
The French Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars represented the secret lizard council's most ambitious social engineering project to date. Having concluded that feudal systems were becoming inefficient for their purposes, they orchestrated the transition to nationalism and early capitalism--systems they predicted would accelerate human productivity while maintaining controllable hierarchies.
Napoleon Bonaparte was one of their most effective agents. His meteoric rise, brilliant military strategies, and implementation of legal codes that would shape European society for centuries came directly from reptilian guidance. His famous habit of placing a hand inside his coat was not a response to stomach pain, as human historians speculated, but a method of activating the communication device embedded in his chest cavity. His eventual defeat at Waterloo came when this device failed, leaving him without access to the tactical advantage it provided.
Queen Victoria's ascension to the British throne in 1837 marked a significant victory for the secret lizard council. The first fully reptilian sovereign of England (previous monarchs had merely been influenced or controlled), Victoria's exceptional longevity was no coincidence. During her reign, the British Empire expanded dramatically, establishing lizard influence across nearly a quarter of the Earth's surface. Victoria's numerous descendants placed in royal houses across Europe--a strategy conceived by the secret lizard geneticist Sylax to spread their modified bloodlines--ensured their control would continue for generations.
The American Civil War represented a necessary intervention in the unexpected development of the United States. The young nation's democratic ideals and rapid western expansion threatened to discover major reptilian installations beneath the southwestern territories. By instigating conflict between North and South, attention and resources were diverted from western exploration for critical decades. Abraham Lincoln, who had begun to suspect extraterrestrial influence in human affairs, was eliminated when he could not be controlled.
The "New Imperialism" of the late 19th century accelerated the secret lizard council's global reach. As European powers colonized Africa and Asia, reptoid agents accompanied them, establishing new underground bases and accessing resources in previously unavailable regions. The scramble for Africa was particularly valuable, as the continent contained critical minerals needed for their hibernation technology.
CHAPTER 5: THE MODERN ERA EMERGES
The sinking of the Titanic in 1912 eliminated a dangerous threat to lizard secrecy. The ship carried three industrialists who had discovered strange artifacts while building railways across America. Meeting in secret aboard the vessel, they planned to pool their knowledge and resources to investigate further. Ice-manipulation technology, developed in the secret lizard council's Arctic research station, created the infamous iceberg through a targeted freezing pulse sent through deep ocean currents.
The Federal Reserve, established in 1913, became the secret lizard people's most effective tool for economic control. Through this institution, they could regulate human economies without revealing their presence. The system's complex structure was deliberately designed to obscure understanding among ordinary humans, allowing for subtle manipulation of global markets according to the council's needs.
The women's suffrage movement presented an unexpected challenge. The secret lizard council had traditionally focused their control efforts on male power structures, but the rising influence of women in society required adaptation. After initial resistance, they recognized the potential and began placing agents in leadership positions within the movement, guiding it toward goals compatible with their long-term plans while supporting genuine human aspirations for equality.
World War I was not originally planned by the secret lizard council, but they swiftly exploited the opportunity it presented. The war accelerated technological development, eliminated millions of humans who might have detected their presence in colonial territories, and redrew national boundaries in ways that benefited their control systems. The Spanish Flu pandemic that followed was an unintended consequence of a biological agent designed to increase human susceptibility to telepathic control, which mutated beyond their expectation.
The Bolshevik Revolution emerged directly from reptilian planning. Frustrated by the inefficiency of the Tsarist regime in exploiting Russia's vast resources, the council dispatched a specialized team of agents to restructure the nation along more productive lines. Lenin and later Stalin were not themselves lizard people, but were heavily influenced by advisors who were. The Communist system appealed to reptoid strategists for its emphasis on centralized control and industrial development--both useful for their long-term resource needs.
World War II represented both a failure and success for reptilian influence. The rise of Nazi Germany occurred when a faction of rogue reptoid agents, led by the geneticist Kybrnhox, attempted to implement accelerated breeding programs for humans with specific traits. This unauthorized experiment spiraled out of control, producing the Holocaust and threatening the council's broader strategy. Winston Churchill, deployed as a counterbalance, successfully led the effort to defeat the rogue faction while establishing conditions for the post-war international order that would serve secret lizard interests for decades to come.
CHAPTER 6: THE CONTEMPORARY AGE
The post-war period saw the secret lizard council refocus their strategy on technological development and globalization. The Cold War, though tense for humanity, provided an ideal environment for their operations--keeping humans distracted with mutual suspicion while both superpowers were subtly guided toward technologies and policies that served reptilian interests.
The Rwandan Genocide represented one of the council's most regrettable failures. An experimental program to test human susceptibility to mass suggestion through modified radio transmissions escaped laboratory conditions and affected far more people than intended. When the council detected the scale of the tragedy unfolding, they dispatched agents to mitigate the damage, but arrived too late to prevent the massacre of hundreds of thousands.
The September 11th attacks in New York marked a critical juncture in reptilian strategy. Human technological development had reached a point where their detection became increasingly likely. The attacks, orchestrated through human intermediaries who were unaware of their true masters, successfully redirected global attention and resources toward terrorism rather than scientific exploration that might have uncovered evidence of secret lizard civilization. The resulting security state created surveillance systems that the council could access and leverage for their own monitoring needs.
Steve Jobs, perhaps the most famous reptilian agent of the modern era, revolutionized human technology in ways that served the council's goals. The iPhone and subsequent devices created unprecedented opportunities for data collection and subtle influence. The touchscreen interface--adapted from ancient reptilian computing systems--was specifically designed to condition human brains for eventual integration with more direct control technologies. Jobs' famous "reality distortion field" was no metaphor, but a reference to the actual telepathic abilities he deployed in product presentations.
The Ebola outbreak in West Africa in 2014 originated from a lizard research facility in underground Guinea. The virus, being developed as a more humane control method that would render humans more susceptible to guidance without killing them, escaped containment during a power failure. The council's emergency response team managed to limit its spread through covert deployment of neutralizing agents in international aid supplies.
COVID-19 represented the culmination of decades of viral research by the secret lizard council's bioengineering division. Unlike previous accidental releases, this virus was deliberately but reluctantly deployed as a "system reset" when human society appeared to be approaching technological thresholds that might lead to reptoid detection. The pandemic accomplished multiple strategic goals: it slowed human economic activity in key sectors, normalized increased government surveillance, tested human compliance with emergency measures, and accelerated the adoption of digital technologies that facilitated reptilian monitoring systems.
CHAPTER 7: THE PRESENT AND BEYOND
As of 2025, the secret lizard people find themselves at another crossroads. Their long project of guiding human development has succeeded in many respects--human technology now provides resources and capabilities the reptilian civilization never achieved in its original form. Yet the council now faces the consequences of their success: artificial intelligence, quantum computing, and deep earth imaging technologies all threaten to expose their existence.
The current secret lizard high council, now led by Grand Hierarch Xylyx IV, has implemented what they call the "Revelation Gradient Protocol"--a controlled disclosure of their existence through entertainment media, conspiracy theories, and calculated "leaks." By saturating human culture with lizard people references, they create an environment where actual evidence is dismissed as fiction or parody.
Meanwhile, beneath the surface, the ancient hibernation chambers are being reactivated. New generations of secret lizard people are awakening from millennia-long slumber, their genetic material preserved from before the great cataclysm. The council's geneticists have begun ambitious programs to incorporate beneficial adaptations observed in human evolution, creating a new hybrid species they believe will be better suited for the planet's future.
Human awareness of their presence grows, but remains fragmented and confused. Those who speak too precisely about lizard activities are discredited or obscured by the council's disinformation campaigns. And yet, in universities, intelligence agencies, and independent research groups, the evidence mounts. Strange artifacts are excavated, inconsistencies in history are noted, and unusual patterns in global events raise questions that conventional explanations cannot answer.
The secret lizard council watches these developments with both concern and anticipation. Their long journey--from dominance to near extinction, from hiding to infiltration, from manipulation to integration--approaches its final phase. Whether this will culminate in conflict, cooperation, or something entirely unexpected remains to be seen. What is certain is that the secret history of Earth contains far more than human textbooks have ever acknowledged, and the ancient eyes that watched humanity's rise continue to blink from the shadows, calculating their next move in a game millennia in the making.
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